This Is Ma Dash Yol

What's normal for the spider is a calamity for the fly

 [Taylor at 16]: “My dream is to look out into a crowd of thousands of people, and have them singing back the words to my songs. That, to me, would be just everything I’ve ever hoped for.” 

(Source: taylorsvift)

Hate playing hard to get with a burning passion 👎

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

(via giggle)

thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

(Source: thehornymofo, via giggle)

Alexa Chung: There was a really upsetting one when Alex had written me a Valentine card and I had accidentally left it in a bar. And someone sold it to the Sun and then they printed it, and they changed it so it didn’t look like a Valentine card, and they just said it was a love letter. They slated him for being really soppy. Look, it’s my boyfriend and it’s Alex. Of course it’s gonna be written like a story.

Interviewer: Was he peeved?

Alexa Chung: He was really cool with it,and he said, ‘I’m not upset that everyone saw it because that’s the truth and I couldn’t give a shit.’ And then he went [Chung dons a comedy northern accent], ‘Eh, but at least you’ve got a copy of it now, eh?’

—Alexa Chung talking about Alex’s valentine card. (via fluorescent-kneesocks)